(Queensryche)

For a toy I'd do about anything

Except pull your finger

For that I'd need a pretty good cause

Then I heard of old St Nick, the man with the deer

Just watch your milk and cookies, yeah before you know it they'll be gone

Got no love for Old Man Winter, or that Ebenezer Scrooge

They're just 2 cranky old men

But Christmas time's upon us, and everything's on sale

I'm taking a chance on spending cause the mortgage is due

He used to trust his elves to make all his toys, all his toys

But now he shops at K-Mart, Wal-Mart, and The Gap

Doesn't need his elves to make all his crap

Santa Claus is coming, Santa Claus is coming, Santa Claus is coming to town

Santa Claus is coming, Santa Claus is coming, you better be good for goodness sake because

Santa Claus is coming, Santa Claus is coming, Santa Claus is coming to town

Santa Claus is coming, Santa Claus is coming, you better be good cause

Drums/Sleigh Bells - Daren Short

Electric/Acoustic/Bass Guitars - David Short

Vocals - Ryan Noblitt

Lyrics - David and Daren Short

Recorded at Rising Star Entertainment Studios 2003

Engineered by David and Daren Short

Mixed by Knob Jockey #1

Pureed by Wolfgang Puck

(AC/DC)

She was a fat turkey, she kept her gizzards clean
She was the best damn turkey that I’d ever seen

It sat before my eyes, I carved it up with a knife
Dishing out all those breast, wings, and thighs 

I ate more than my share, now I’m fightin’ for air
They told me to stop but I was already there

Well the bird was basting, the pies were baking
My gut was aching, and we were hatin’ it and 

You, Cooked Me All Night Long
Yeah You, Cooked Me All Night Long
Slicing me up and 
You, Cooked Me All Night Long
In turkey gravy and 
You, Cooked Me All Night Long 
Yeah you cooked me…
Yeah you cooked me… All night long

Electric/Bass Guitars - David Short

Vocals - Ryan Noblitt

Backup Vocals - David Short/Jeff Strong

Lyrics - Daren and David Short

Recorded at Rising Star Entertainment Studios 2003

Engineered by David and Daren Short

Mixed by Knob Jockey #1

Key Grip - Dash Riprock

Polygrip - Fay K. Choppers

(Motley Crue)

It's 3 O'clock and I need to rock
My radio and favorite jock
Play some tunes, do a little talk 
He stuffs his pants with a big tube sock

It's Buzz, buzz, buzz
He lives in a white trash neighborhood

Buzz, buzz, buzz
His favorite band is Hollywood

Buzz, buzz, buzz

Guitar - David Short

Bass - "Sideshow" Bob Shupe

Vocals - Ryan Noblitt

Backup Vocals - Ryan Noblitt, David & Daren Short

Lyrics - Daren Short

Recorded at Rising Star Entertainment Studios - June 2004

Engineered by David and Daren Short

Mixed by David and Daren Short

100% Knob Jockey #1 free

(Saliva)

Big Dumb Show

Gonzo and Don, Gonzo and Don

On those lonely days when I couldn't get a date
Yo, I was up in my room with my meat I would play
Wasn't gay, or flaming, just a kid with a pud and a hand
and a love for masturbation

All day, I spank, I yank, I drain the fluid from my crank
Take it, shake it, jake it, 'til I ejaculated

Big Dumb Show...I'm goin' down on the stereo, wankin' on the radio
Big Dumb Show...Don Stuck and Gonzo, whippin' out their shlongo's
Big Dumb Show

Guitar - David Short

Bass - David Short

Vocals - Ryan Noblitt

Backup Vocals - Ryan Noblitt, David & Daren Short

Lyrics - Daren Short

Recorded at Rising Star Entertainment Studios - October 2004

Engineered by David and Daren Short

Mixed by David and Daren Short

100% Knob Jockey #1 free